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The Contemptible Classmates

Similar to the episode that preceded this is one, I have to tell you that I shall not be narrating a story in this chapter! Just like the story part prior to this, I actually wrote this section to introduce additional characters to Elsa's grievously sad story. In this episode, instead of narrating events in Elsa's miserable life, I shall actually be devoting my time telling you exact details of who the Contemptible Classmates are. Now, I have to tell you that I find it extremely necessary to comprehensively introduce these new characters - who I actually first mentioned in the 3rd sentence of the 9th paragraph in the episode entitled: The Brattish Bully - so that you, my dear readers, would understand Elsa a lot better!

If you are a Grown-Up who thinks that the last sentence of the first paragraph appears really vague and really senseless, let me explain further that what I actually meant with that! To simply put it: the life of the characters that I shall be introducing in this episode would greatly affect the life of Elsa The Simple Schoolgirl.

Allow me now - before I continue on telling you who the Contemptible Classmates are - to fist define what the word: " Contemptible " means. Contemptible is an adjective which means: deserving of contempt or scorn. Synonyms of the word contemptible may include: abhorrent, abominable, bad, currish, despicable, hateful, ignominious, mean, shameful, and vile! Antonyms to the word contemptible are: admirable, good, and loved! A sample sentence would be: " Elsa, while studying in St. John's Academy, was bullied by Ely Rose Apple with the help of The Contemptible Classmates! "

The first Contemptible Classmate is: Nerissa Janina Alquala. She is the girl with spiky hair and who loves wearing hairpins with skull design. Nerissa Janina is not as well-off as her other friends but she knows how to mingle with the rich kids in school. Nerissa Janina will do anything to be accepted by the privileged elite. Her favorite color is Black. Her favorite music is Rock. Her favorite number is 666. Her favorite food is Kaning Tutong. Nerissa Janina hates people who are poor. She hates poor people because it reminds her of what she is.

The second Contemptible Classmate is: Fritz Noel Del Monte. He is a rich, tall and good looking boy who was born and raised in Australia. Fritz Noel is so charming that he always gets what he wants. Fritz Noel knows that he is good looking and he always makes sure that he uses his good looks to his utmost advantage. His favorite color is Blue. His favorite music is Hip Hop. His favorite number is 8. His favorite food is Chicken Lollipop. Fritz Noel hates people who doesn't find him handsome and who can not give him what he wants. He hates people who doesn't find him handsome and who can not give him what he wants because he believes that his good looks is enough to get him everything in this world.

The third Contemptible Classmate is: Lia Reynalyn Cave. She is the girl who loves collecting expensive things with heart shape design. She was born on Valentines Day. She loves being loved. She loves buying flowers and chocolates. Lia Reynalyn is wealthy, and snobbish. Her favorite color is Pink. Her favorite music is Country. Her favorite number is 987,654,321. Her favorite food is Tapsilog. Lia Reynalyn hates people who could not buy flowers and chocolates. She hates people who could not afford to buy flowers and chocolates because she thinks that people like those are undeserving of love.

The fourth Contemptible Classmate is: Josie Jean Reynes. She is the chubby girl who loves wearing ribbons on her hair. Josie Jean is opulent. She always have delicious foods in her lunch box! She loves sharing her delicious foods with her friends! She loves the words: What, Who, Where, When, Why, How and Huh? Her favorite color is Transparent. Her favorite music is Lullaby. Her favorite number is 0. Her favorite food is Bubble Gum. Josie Jean hates people who does not have delicious foods. She hates people who does not have delicious foods because her parents told her to do so.

The fifth Contemptible Classmate is: Anthony Bob Arcallona. He is the short sized stout guy who is sickly but is worth a million. Anthony Bob has nice, imported, and expensive toys! He always brings his nice, imported, and expensive toys to school. He uses his toys to get people to like him. If people doesn't do what he wants them to do, he hurls his expensive toys to them. His favorite color is Roygbiv. His favorite music is Rhythm and Blues. His favorite number is 69. His favorite food is Ginataang Kuhol. Anthony Bob hates people who does not have nice, imported, and expensive toys. He hates people who does not have nice, imported, and expensive toys because he believes that the number one requirement of friendship should start with having expensive toys.

The sixth Contemptible Classmate is: Adelaida Floricar Robles. She is not very moneyed but she is the Class Valedictorian! She is very intelligent! She always gets perfect score during exams! She is the champion in the Declamation Contest, Oratorical Contest, Math and Science Quiz Bee, and Spelling Competition! Adelaida Floricar believes that she is a Queen that is why she always wear a crown! Her favorite color is Royal Blue. Her favorite music is Gospel. Her favorite number is 1. And her favorite food is Food for the Gods. Adelaida Floricar hates people who are more intelligent than her. She hates people who are more intelligent than her because she believes that she is a Queen.

The Contemptible Classmates are the minions of Ely Rose Apple The Brattish Bully. Nerissa Janina, Fritz Noel, Lia Reynalyn, Josie Jean, Anthony Bob, and Adelaida Floricar are always with Ely Rose Apple. They were with Ely Rose Apple during the Notebook Sticker incident! They were with Ely Rose Apple during the Flagpole incident! They were with Ely Rose Apple during the Hide and Seek incident! They were with Ely Rose Apple during the Homework incident! They were with Ely Rose Apple during the Leakage incident! And they - the Contemptible Classmates- were with Ely Rose Apple - the Brattish Bully - during the Canteen incident! The Canteen incident which I mentioned in the last sentence of the episode entitled: The Brattish Bully. The Canteen incident which I have not narrated in full details yet. The Canteen incident which I promise to narrate on the next episode.

Now, if you are a Grown-Up who can not understand and finds it silly that I refuse to narrate in this episode the Canteen incident, I wish to explain that: I cannot tell you of the Canteen incident yet because this episode was written to introduce the new characters who I actually first mentioned in the 3rd sentence of the 9th paragraph in the episode entitled: The Brattish Bully! Allow me to also remind you that I wrote this episode with the primary intention of making you - my dear readers - understand Elsa a lot better! You have to understand that in understanding Elsa a lot better, you must also get acquainted with: Nerissa Janina, Fritz Noel, Lia Reynalyn, Josie Jean, Anthony Bob, and Adelaida Floricar - the Contemptible Classmates!

"Throughout life people will make you sad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, because hate in your heart will consume you too" - Will Smith

1 Comment:

  1. Adnos Uyañe Plein said...
    The Contemptible Classmates was published on February 2010.

    I wrote this episode when I was still in Marikina. The art for this episode is my first "Group Pix".

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