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The Sick Suitors

Romeo and Juliet, in my opinion, would probably be the World's Most Famous Lovers ever! This couple has become a synonym for love itself. Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by the equally famous William Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet's love story is very tragic. The tale of two teenagers from two feuding families who fall in love at first sight and then marry, become true lovers and then risk it all for their love. To take your own life for your husband or wife is definitely a sign of true love. Their "untimely deaths" ultimately unite their feuding households.

Antony and Cleopatra, again in my honest opinion, ranks second as the World's Most Famous Lovers! The true love story of Antony and Cleopatra is one of the most memorable, intriguing and moving of all times. The story of these two historical characters had later been dramatized by William Shakespeare and is still staged all over the world. The relationship of Antony and Cleopatra is a true test of love. They fell in love at first sight. The relationship between these two powerful people put the country of Egypt in a powerful position. But their love affair outraged the Romans who were wary of the growing powers of the Egyptians. Despite all the threats, Anthony and Cleopatra got married. It is said that while fighting a battle against Romans, Antony got false news of Cleopatra's death. Shattered, he fell on his sword. When Cleopatra learned about Antony 's death, she was shocked. And she took her own life. Great love demands great sacrifices!

Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere, in my most honest opinion once again, ranks third as the World's Most Famous Lovers! The tragic love story of Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere is probably one of the best-known stories of Arthurian Legend. Lancelot fall in love with Queen Guinevere, King Arthur's wife. Their love grew slowly, as Guinevere kept Lancelot away from her. Eventually, however, her love and passion overpowered her and the pair became lovers. One night, Sir Agravain and Sir Modred, King Arthur's nephew, led a band of 12 knights to Guinevere's chamber where they burst in upon the lovers. Discovered, Sir Lancelot made a fighting escape, but poor Guinevere was not so lucky. She was seized and condemned to burn to death for her adultery. Fear not. Sir Lancelot returned several days later to rescue his beloved Guinevere from the fire. This whole sad affair divided the Knights of the Round Table and weakened Arthur's kingdom. Poor Lancelot ended his days as a lowly hermit and Guinevere became a nun at Amesbury where she died.

Other famous lovers in history and literature includes: Tristan and Isolde, Paris and Helena, Orpheus and Eurydice, Napoleon and Josephine, Odysseus and Penelope, Paolo and Francesca, Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler, Eyre and Rochester, Layla and Majnun, Eloise and Abelard, Pyramus and Thisbe, Elizabeth Bennett and Darcy, Salim and Anarkali, Pocahontas and John Smith, Shah Jahan and Mumtaz Mahal, Marie and Pierre Curie, Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, Elizabeth Barret and Richard Browning, Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater, Crisostomo Ibarra and Maria Clara, Sleeping Beauty and Prince Phillip, Fa Mulan and Li Shang, and Shrek and Fiona!

It is important to note that the story of most of the World's Most Famous Lovers ended up tragically! Another important thing to take note of is how the lovers who I mentioned above first met! I am sure that you - my dear readers - are very much aware that Romeo and Juliet first met in a Masquerade in the Capulet's Mansion, Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater first met at the stern of the ill fated RMS Titanic, while Fa Mulan and Li Shang first met in the army camp! Sweet isn't it?

Now, allow me to tell you that Elsa met her true love as well, however it wasn't in a Masquerade just like Romeo and Juliet, nor was it at the Stern of an ill fated ship like Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater and neither was it in an Army Camp in China before the invasion of the Huns like Fa Mulan and Li Shang! The truth is: Elsa actually met her love inside the Boy's comfort room of St John's Academy! Now, how did this just happened? Allow me to tell you details of Elsa's love story by me first going back to the time when Elsa was inside the School Library of St John's Academy on her fifth day as a Student Assistant Majoring in Cleaning! Allow me to go back to the time when Elsa was about to get her self a piece of pizza!

Elsa was about to get her self a piece of pizza when suddenly Josefina, Klarizza, and Emerlita or the Contriving Clerks screamed from behind her! Josefina yelled: "Oh no! Don't steal my foods! I will bring those home!" Klarizza screamed: " Oh no! Don't touch those foods! Those are mine!" and Emerlita hollered: "Guard! Help us!" Suddenly Omario Bulatao, the Groveling Guard appeared, grabbed Elsa's hands and in a very loud voice said: "Violation number 7: Illegal possession of Deadly Weapon"!

Omario then dragged Elsa to Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office. While Omario drags Elsa to Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office he kept saying: "Violation number 7: Illegal possession of Deadly Weapon"! Omario also made sure that his voice was loud enough for the other students and teachers to hear what he is saying! Upon reaching Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office, Omario forcefully opened the door then pushed Elsa in! Omario then saluted and said: " Miss Hampto! You are the most beautiful, intelligent, charming, sexy, and deserving Principal of this prestigious school! I want to report to you that I find this bald girl guilty beyond reasonable doubt of the charge of: Violation number 7: Illegal possession of Deadly Weapon! "

Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal, upon the instructions of her tutor named Mrs. Lucy Fernan - who at that time was disguised as a shadow - got very angry, slapped Elsa's face 14 times, and said: " You bald girl is very bad! I am the Sexiest and Most Deserving Principal of this prestigious school! Why did you commit Violation Number 7: Illegal Possession of Deadly Weapon? Why are you a very bad girl? Give me your reason! Answer me in simple English only!" Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal then paused for a while appearing to be waiting for Elsa to give her reason.

Elsa noticed that Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal stopped talking and seem to be waiting for her to defend herself. Elsa took a deep breath, looked at Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal and was about to reason out when suddenly Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal screamed saying: " Hey you! Yes you the only one of you! You are a very bad girl! You are disrespectful! Why will you answer me back? You don't have Good Manners and Right Conduct! You should not answer back Grown-Up people like me! " Elsa was confused. She thought that Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal was asking her for her reason but when she was about to give her reason, Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal got mad and accused her of being disrespectful! But Elsa did not get mad at Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal, she just thought that the reason why Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal behaved the way she did was because Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal might be very tired already!

Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal, upon the instruction of her tutor named Mrs. Lucy Fernan, then punched Elsa's mouth 6 times while saying: " You bald girl is very bad! You should never answer back a well respected Grown-Up like me! You deserve to be punished! You have made another violation, and you are disrespectful, and according to Josefina, Klarizza and Emerlita you are very lazy! I want to see your Master tomorrow right now! "

Omario Bulatao the Groveling Guard who was at that time still inside the Principal's office, upon hearing Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal say: " I want to see your Master tomorrow right now! ", immediately ran to the classroom of the Terrible Teacher to relay what Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal just said. It was the Terrible Teacher who then immediately ran to the Gotohan of the Misinformed Master to tell Mang Joey that Elsa committed Violation Number 7: Illegal Possession of Deadly Weapon and that Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal wants to talk to him!

When Mang Joey learned that Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal wanted to talk to him because Elsa got into trouble again, he got worried but was a bit disappointed at Elsa. Mang Joey immediately closed the Gotohan and hurriedly went to St. John's Academy and headed straight to Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office. As Mang Joey entered Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office, he heard Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal said: " Hey you! Mang Joey the owner of the gotohan infront of my prestigious school and the master of this bald girl who is very bad, I want to tell you that I find Elsa guilty beyond reasonable doubt of Violation Number 7: Illegal Possession of Deadly Weapon ! And she is disrespectful! And according to Josefina, Klarizza and Emerlita she is also very lazy! Because of that I want to inform you that I will punish Elsa! I will assign her as Assistant Janitress and she must clean the Boy's Comfort Room from start of classes until end of classes with 2 hours overtime everyday without pay for 3 months! Do you understand? Okay! You can leave now! And you can bring Elsa along with you this moment right now!"

Mang Joey did not say a word anymore. After hearing what Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal said, he just quietly walked out of the office of Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal with Elsa and went back to the Gotohan. Upon reaching the Gotohan, Mang Joey opened the store again to serve customers! Elsa spent the rest of the day at the gotohan and she just worked hard as usual. As expected, with Elsa around the gotohan, plenty of customers came to the gotohan to eat! Elsa attended to all the customers without any hint of tiredness!

While watching Elsa work, Mang Joey was a bit confused at how he is really feeling towards Elsa. Mang Joey feels bad that Elsa was punished again, but he also feels a bit annoyed that Elsa has to clean the Boy's Comfort Room of St. John's Academy. The reason behind Mang Joey's annoyance is: If Elsa has to clean the Boy's Comfort Room of St. John's Academy from start of classes until end of classes with 2 hours overtime everyday without pay for 3 month, that means that by the time Elsa works for his Gotohan, the Simple Schoolgirl might be very tired already and may not work as well as she does! And so Mang Joey decided to talk to Elsa. Mang Joey told Elsa how he really feels. Mang Joey also reminded Elsa that if she commits another violation, she will be kicked out from school.

Elsa told Mang Joey that she was very sorry for what happened. However, Elsa did not defend herself anymore on the violation that she was accused of committing. Elsa also promised Mang Joey that she will not make any more violations and that she will still work hard in the gotohan even if she cleans the Boy's Comfort Room of St. John's Academy from start of classes until end of classes with 2 hours overtime everyday without pay for 3 months. Mang Joey accepted Elsa's apology.

The next Monday, Elsa started working on the new punishment. Elsa started her work as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room of St. John's Academy! And it was inside the Boy's Comfort Room of St. John's Academy where Elsa met Albert Jason Martinez the Good Boy. Albert Jason would have the distinction of being the first boy that Elsa is to have a special feelings for!

Anyway, as I was saying, on Elsa's first day as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she met Albert Jason Martinez the Good Boy! At that time Albert Jason was inside the Boy's Comfort Room to heed to the call of nature when he saw Elsa. At first, Albert Jason was very surprised to see Elsa cleaning the comfort room. Albert Jason asked Elsa why she is cleaning the comfort room. Elsa, in full details, told Albert Jason what happened to her and how she ended up cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room. Albert Jason, after hearing Elsa's story, felt very sorry for Elsa. Soon after, Elsa and Albert Jason quickly became friends! Albert Jason promised Elsa that after classes he will always drop by the Boy's Comfort room to wait for Elsa so that he could tutor Elsa on the day's lesson. Elsa agreed! Soon enough, Elsa and Albert Jason were studying together after school. Elsa got overwhelmed at the attention that Albert Jason was giving her! Elsa, at first could not understand what it was that she was feeling! But when she started having good dreams about Albert Jason, she knew that she was feeling something very special!

Unfortunately, before the week was over, Albert Jason got critically sick and he had to be admitted to the hospital! Albert Jason failed to fetch Elsa at the Boy's Comfort room that Monday! Infact he was never to show up ever again because his parents decided that he get transferred to another school. Apparently, Albert Jason was diagnosed of having acquired an uncommon strain of Viral Infection that was traced to have been from the Boy's Comfort Room! Upon learning of what happened to Albert Jason, Elsa was extremely very sad but she tried to understand the situation. That week Elsa learned that its painful to lose someone who one has good dream about!

On Elsa's second week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she met Dominic Flores the Bad Boy. At this point Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal, upon the instruction of her tutor named Mr. Lucy Fernan, has instructed Elsa to clean the Boy's Comfort Room twice as hard after what has happened to Albert Jason. Elsa simply agreed and as expected, she worked harder than what she does before! And when I say " twice as hard ", I mean it literally! Elsa does things two times! She mops the Comfort Room Floor twice! She scrubs the Toilet Bowl twice! And she wipes the mirrors two times as well! Now, it was at that time when Elsa was doing things twice when Dominic noticed her! At first, Dominic made fun of Elsa! Dominic did so because he did not understand why Elsa was doing thing two times! Dominic hid the mop that Elsa is using causing Elsa some delay on her job! Dominic also intentionally threw dirt inside the Boy's Comfort Room causing Elsa some dismay that she has to clean the Comfort Room all over again! Elsa soon found out that it was Dominic who was doing all the pranks at her! But instead of confronting Dominic, Elsa just ignored Dominic's tricks on her because she still misses Albert Jason and she has to make sure that the Boy's comfort Room is really clean!!

Dominic then tried playing more pranks at Elsa but the Simple Schoolgirl simply shrugged her shoulders and refused to get affected! Dominic, seeing how Elsa handles the situation, got impressed at how Elsa took all his bullying and he changed his wrong ways! Dominic decided to treat Elsa out during recess and he asked to be forgiven. Dominic also gave Elsa a Fuji apple as a token for peace. Elsa accepted Dominic's apple and apology. Soon enough Dominic was fetching Elsa from the Boy's Comfort Room after classes! Dominic also continued giving Elsa more apples! Dominic was undeniably in love with Elsa. Elsa on the other hand was also starting to develop a special feeling towards Dominic! But it was too late! Before the week ended, Dominic was accused of stealing Fuji apples from the Terrible Teacher and he was kicked out of the school leaving Elsa alone! That week Elsa learned that it is also painful to lose someone who took the effort to change his ways just to be accepted by the person he loves!

On Elsa's third week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Johnny Carlito De Guillen the Gay Boy. Johnny Carlito was the first to spot Elsa inside the Boy's Comfort Room! Johnny Carlito De Gullien already knew who Elsa is based on what he has heard! Johnny Carlito De Guillen loves chin-wagging! Johnny Carlito De Guillen made Elsa fall in love with him. Johnny Carlito would treat Elsa during recess. Johnny Carlito would tell Elsa how beautiful she is! Johnny Carlito would talk to Elsa every night to ask her how she maintains her beauty! Johnny Carlito also walked the corridor with Elsa. Johnny Carlito waits for Elsa after school. With all the attention that Johnny Carlito was giving her, Elsa quickly felt something special towards the Gay Boy! When Johnny Carlito sensed that Elsa was already smitten, he started asking Elsa small favors. Then one day, Johnny Carlito asked Elsa to give him an original DVD copy of Pelukang Itim by Eddie Gill. Elsa agreed and she went to Quiapo. Unfortunately, an original DVD copy of Pelukang Itim by Eddie Gill is already out of stock, so Elsa bought Masikip sa Dibdib by Rufa Mae Quinto instead! Elsa also bought Eng Bee Tin Hopiang Munggo as she knows that this is Johnny Carlito's favorite food! When Elsa gave her gifts to Johnny Carlito, Johnny Carlito did not say Thank You. Instead he broke the DVD and wounded Elsa's face. Johnny Carlito then turned his back and left with the Eng Bee Tin Hopiang Munggo! Johnny Carlito did not fetch Elsa after school that day! The next morning when Elsa saw Johnny Carlito, she asked him why he did what he did, Johnny Carlito simply said: "I want to see your reaction!" Johnny Carlito then raised his eyebrows then walked away while swaying his hips!

Elsa was sad at what happened between her and Johnny Carlito! Elsa blamed herself! Elsa thought that had she bought Pelukang Itim by Eddie Gill, Johnny Carlito would not hurt her! Elsa was very much affected at what happened between her and Johnny Carlito! Elsa cried and for the first time she felt really bad about herself! Suddenly, Ivy Violinda Ubesa the Breathless Bestfriend appeared to Elsa and explained that she should not blame herself with what happened! Ivy Violinda Ubesa also told Elsa that she must instead try to understand Johnny Carlito! According to Ivy Violinda Ubesa, Johnny Carlito is a very sick child! Elsa did not understand what Ivy Vioinda Ubesa said! Elsa did not see anything in Johnny Carlito that would suggest that he is sick! Ivy Violinda Ubesa then explained that Johnny Carlito got abducted when he was younger, only to be reunited with his adoptive parent after several months with a trauma! Elsa then understood! Elsa also realized that some people may look physically healthy but they may still be sick! That week Elsa learned that it's painful to love someone who is consumed with the horrors of the past!

On Elsa's fourth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Firmo Guzman the Mama's Boy! Elsa was the first to notice Firmo! Firmo is always inside the Boy's Comfort room because his mother would wipe his back, apply him powder, make him drink milk, and comb his hair every break! Elsa saw how lucky Firmo was for having a very loving mother! When Elsa got the chance, she told Firmo's mother that she thinks Firmo is a very lucky boy because he has a mother like her! Firmo's mother was flattered! Firmo's mother and Elsa quickly became friends! One day, Firmo's mother asked Elsa if she could wipe Firmo's back, apply him powder, make him drink milk, and comb his hair every break for three days because she will be going out of town! Elsa agreed! Elsa still did her job as Assistant Janitress while she also finds time to attend to Firmo! Soon enough Firmo and Elsa started feeling special towards each other!

Unfortunately, towards the end of the week, Elsa missed a day without wiping Firmo's back, applying him powder, making him drink milk, and combing his hair every break because Elsa was asked to clean Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal's office! The next day, Firmo's mother showed up and berated Elsa! Firmo's mother blamed Elsa as the reason why her son caught cough and colds! Firmo's mother accused Elsa of being irresponsible! Firmo's mother then humiliated Elsa infront of the other boys who were in the Comfort Room! Firmo's mother Elsa ordered to stay away from Firmo! Elsa felt sad but she understood! That week Elsa learned that it's painful to love someone who could not take care of himself!

On Elsa's fifth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Ronnel Ybias the Frat Boy! Ronnel is always with his Frat members! Ronnel treats Elsa kindly but he does what his Frat Brothers tells him to do! The Frat is headed by an over staying student named: Jess Gutierrez! Jess Gutierrez orders Ronnel to ask money from Elsa. Other members of the Fraternity are: Bryan Bragansia who calls Elsa names behind her back, Suzuki Takahasi who also took interest on Elsa but was only after Elsa's money, and Paul Mangunbabatu who threw stones at Elsa! Elsa treated Ronnel very well! Ronnel reciprocates but is always influenced by his Frat members! Ronnel is kind but does not know how to make his own decisions! In the end, Ronnel got in to trouble because Jess told him to drink beer in school! Ronnel was afraid of his parents and he ran away. Elsa never heard of Ronnel again! That week Elsa learned that its painful to love someone who loves his Frat members more!

On Elsa's sixth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Marvin Gapon the Play Toy! Marvin is a good looking boy who is fond of making friends with girls! Marvin enjoys the idea of having girls adore him! Marvin also made Elsa fall in love with him! Marvin walked the corridor with Elsa. Marvin always visited Elsa inside the Comfort Room! Marvin always talks with Elsa. Elsa quickly fell for Marvin! But one day, before the week was over, Elsa over heard Marvin talking with some of his friends. Marvin was actually denying that he is close with Elsa. Elsa felt hurt! When Marvin saw her, the Play Toy pushed her and said: "Stay away from me! You are ugly!" Elsa did not say anything anymore! She just turned her back and continued cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room! That week Elsa learned how painful it is to be denied by someone whom one loves!

On Elsa's seventh week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Aaron Francisco the Hard Court Boy! Aaron is a member of the school's basketball team! Aaron always frequents the Boy's Comfort Room to change into his Basketball uniform. It was during one of those visit to the john that he noticed Elsa! Aaron soon took the courage to approach Elsa to ask her why she was cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room. Elsa told Aaron everything in details! Aaron felt bad for Elsa. Aaron then invited Elsa to watch his Basketball game! Elsa promised she will. On the day of the game, Elsa went to the Basketball Court to watch Aaron play. Unfortunately Aaron wasn't there! The game started and ended without Aaron! Elsa soon learned that Aaron felt ill before the game and he was rushed to the hospital! Elsa waited for Aaron to come back to school. But Aaron was never to come back! Elsa is all alone again! That week Elsa learned that it is painful to wait for someone who is not sure of ever returning!

On Elsa's eighth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Rexie Salome the Boy Scout! Like any other Boy Scout, Rexie is always ready to help anybody in distress! This is what he showed on the day that he met Elsa. It was actually Elsa's second month as an Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room when an incident took place inside the Boy's Comfort Room! It was mid day and Elsa was getting ready to once again scrub the toilet bowls when suddenly Elsa slipped on the slippery floor. As Elsa slipped, the scrub flew from her hands! The scrub flew to the florescent light! The florescent light then fell straight down to Elsa! The shattered pieces of the florescent light wounded Elsa! It was a good thing that Rexie was inside the Comfort Room at that time! Upon witnessing what happened to Elsa, Rexie right away helped the Simple Schoolgirl! Elsa was flattered at what Rexie did for her! Elsa thanked Rexie for the help. Rexie said welcome but he did not ask Elsa her name and why she was inside the Boy's Comfort Room! Elsa thought that Rexie just forgot to ask those details! Soon after the incident in the Comfort Room, Elsa witnessed Rexie helping other students in school! Elsa tried to make her presence be noticed by Rexie but Rexie did not seem to remember her anymore! Towards the end of the week Elsa saw Rexie helping more people in school. Elsa also noticed that Rexie doesn't ask anyone whom he has helped for details! Elsa then understood! That week Elsa learned that it is painful to not know the difference between obligation and love!

On Elsa's ninth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Allan Miko James Borcelis Alagao the Theater Boy! Allan Miko James Borcelis Alagao was at that time undergoing workshop in the school's Theater club! As part of the workshop, Allan Miko James was asked to approach Elsa and act as if he is courting her! Elsa did not know that Allan Miko James was just acting! Elsa fell for Allan Miko James's acting! Allan Miko James seeing that his acting was effective went on to make Elsa believe that he loves her! Allan Miko James continued with his acting for several days. But Allan Miko James told Elsa that their love must have conditions. First Allan Miko James said that they are an item only when they are inside the Boy's Comfort Room! Second Allan Miko James said that Elsa must give him money everyday! And third Allan Miko James said that Elsa must treat him like a King! Elsa agreed for a while thinking that Allan Miko James was just testing her love! But by the end of the week, Allan Miko James told Elsa that he wants more conditions to their love! When Elsa tried to tell Allan Miko James that conditions are not necessary, the Theater Boy got angry and left! That week, Elsa learned that it is very painful if a love has conditions!

On Elsa's tenth week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Marck Joeven Enriquez the Poor Boy! Joeven Enriquez is an Academic Scholar in St. John's Academy! As a Scholar he does not have to pay his Tuition fee! He also receives stipend from the school! Marck Joeven studies hard! Marck Joeven studies hard day and night! Marck Joeven studies hard to maintain his grades so that he won't lose his scholarship! Marck Joeven studies hard because he dreams of being successful when he grows older! When Marck Joeven saw Elsa cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, he right away go impressed but he does not understand why Elsa has to clean the Boy's Comfort Room! Marck Joeven then approached Elsa to ask her why she was cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room. Elsa told Marck Joeven everything! Marck Joeven got even more impressed! Marck Joeven understands why Elsa is doing all the sacrifices that she is doing! Marck Joeven soon promised Elsa that after dismissal, he will teach her the day's lesson! Marck Joeven did not treat Elsa during recess because he does not have money! Elsa understands Marck Joeven's situation! Marck Joeven also found out about Elsa's jobs! Marck Joeven also found out about Elsa's parents! Marck Joeven learned many things about Elsa! Marck Joeven accepted everything about Elsa! Marck Joeven then promised Elsa that he will fetch Elsa in Baseco Compound that Saturday! Elsa agreed! Unfortunately, that Saturday Marck Joeven did not show up at the place and the time that they have agreed on! Elsa soon found out that Marck Joeven met an accident! Marck Joeven was hit by a speeding Funeral Hearse! That week Elsa learned how painful it is to lose someone who has accepted everything about her!

On Elsa's eleventh week as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, she then met Reinier Manolo Viray the Dance Floor Boy! Reinier Manolo always drops by the Boy's Comfort Room to change into his dancing attire! Elsa always sees Reinier Manolo! Reinier Manolo is very popular in school! Reinier Manolo is adored by many girls! Reinier Manolo is also well liked by teachers! Reinier Manolo also has many friends! Elsa soon found herself liking Reinier as well! But Reinier Manolo did not seem to even notice her presence! One day, Reinier Manolo dropped by the Boy's Comfort Room. Elsa was very happy! Elsa became even happier when she saw Reinier Manolo smiled at her. Elsa thought that the reason why Reinier Manolo smiled at her is because the Dance Floor Boy has special feelings towards her! But Elsa soon realized that it was not the case! When Reinier Manolo was on his way out of the Comfort Room, Elsa saw Reinier Manolo giving everyone the same smile! That week Elsa learned how painful it is to love someone on her own!

And finally, on Elsa's third month or twelfth week or last five days as Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room at St. John's Academy, she became close friends with Cyril John Mondejar the School's Boy! Cyril John is the son of the school's Janitress! Cyril John is also employed at St. John's Academy as a Janitor! Cyril John is assigned to collect the garbage from all the classroms after school and he is also assigned to take care of the school garden! Cyril John has known Elsa since the first day when the Simple Schoolgirl started working as an Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room as part of the punishment given to her by Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal! Cyril John saw how Elsa suffered! Cyril John was impressed at how Elsa handled all the troubles that went her way! Cyril John felt something very special about Elsa! Since the day Elsa started working as an Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room as part of the punishment given to her by Glenda or Marissa Soccorro G. Hampto the Pinheaded Principal, Cyril John already wanted to be close with Elsa! Cyril John wanted to defend Elsa! Cyril John wanted to be Elsa's knight in shining armor! Cyril John however could not do all that he wanted because he is just the School's Boy!

When Cyril John found out that Elsa only has 5 days remaining as an Assistant Janitress cleaning the Boy's Comfort Room, he quickly planned to court Elsa! Cyril John wanted Elsa to know his genuine intentions! And so, Cyril gave Elsa flowers that he picked from the school garden! However the flowers did not even reach Elsa. Now what happened was: Cyril John was so ashame to hand the flowers personally to Elsa, so what he did was he left the flowers on Elsa's locker! But Ely Rose Apple along with her minions, saw that Cyril John left Elsa some flowers, and so, after Cyril John left, Ely Rose Apple took the flowers and dunked it straight into the garbage can! That afternoon, when Cyril John was collecting the garbage, he saw the flowers! He felt bad. But he did not approach Elsa to ask why the flowers were in the garbage can!

The next day, Cyril John left Elsa a love letter! Cyril John placed the love letter in Elsa's locker again! In the love letter, Cyril John confessed his love! Cyril John also wrote that he is willing to defend Elsa against everyone who hurts her! Cyril John also asked Elsa that he was willing to have his love tested! When Cyril John left after putting the love letter in Elsa's locker, Ely Rose Apple along with her minions quickly stole the letter! Ely Rose Apple then came up with a plan! She wrote a reply to Cyril John's letter and placed the same in Elsa's locker! That afternoon, when Cyril John was collecting the garbage already, he saw a letter with his name on it! Cyril John took the letter and started reading it! While reading the letter, Cyril John's face brightened up! Cyril John was very happy! That afternoon, Cyril John worked hard!

During the next few days, Cyril John was surprisingly more hard working! Cyril John worked without end! Cyril John almost didn't sleep! Cyril John also worked after his obligations in school! Cyril John vend cigarette! Cyril John vend Balot at Penoy! Cyril John also took small jobs at the nearby Junk Shop! Cyril John also run some errands from other neighbors in exchange for some money! Cyril John was obviously saving for something! Apparently, Cyril John thought that Elsa was testing his love! In the letter that Ely Rose Apple wrote, it is stated that: " If you really love me, You must give me a bouquet of red roses! You must also buy me a nice dress; an expensive bag; a pair of shoes; and a red headband! You must also treat me out in an expensive restaurant! You must do all these before the week ends! If you fail to do it, I will not talk to you anymore!

Cyril John believing that it was really Elsa who wrote the letter took the test of love! Unfortunately, before the week ended, Cyril John got sick from too much exhaustion! Cyril John was very pale, was coughing very badly, and was down with a fever when he was rushed to the hospital! On the very last hour of Elsa's punishment, Cyril John Mondejar was declared: DEAD!

"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran

2 Comments:

  1. Adnos Uyañe Plein said...
    The Sick Suitors was published on June 25, 2010 - 5 days before the inauguration of Noy Noy Aquino as the new president of the Philippines!

    This episode took the longest to finish! This is also the first episode that I wrote since I came back to Project 4 Quezon City!

    The art used on this episode is the 2nd of 3 arts that I created before leaving Dap Dap Street in Malanday Marikina.
    dencios said...
    I was really entertained. i coudlnt point out where to start. haha. unfortch cyril died. :(

    teka won't you let us see the grown up elsa.... in a sketch? at least we could somehow visualized the main character of this blog. haha

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